{"id":263,"date":"2012-01-26T15:44:04","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T23:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/?p=263"},"modified":"2012-01-26T15:44:04","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T23:44:04","slug":"poor-timing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"Poor Timing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sick today. My head is a throbbing ball of mucous, my eyes burn from fever. I am aching in every joint and just want to stay under a blanket on the sofa.<\/p>\n<p>This is poor timing, as tonight I have plans to have dinner with Nikola. He is very understanding when I call to postpone, but I feel terrible about it all the same.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s far from the world&#8217;s end,&#8221; he says. &#8220;We will go in a couple of days. I&#8217;m certain they will still be serving food to people in restaurants after you are feeling better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I wanted to go tonight,&#8221; I say. &#8220;I&#8217;m feeling very whiny about the whole thing. I hate rescheduling.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then I will bring you dinner and we will have a meal at your sick bed. It will be very romantic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to make you sick too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have a strong Serbian constitution. I think I will survive. Unless it&#8217;s cholera. You don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s cholera, is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m fairly sure it&#8217;s not cholera.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In that case, I will be over at seven. I will surprise you with something delicious. We will make the best of your bad health.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hopefully I won&#8217;t die by then,&#8221; I say.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you do,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I will mourn your passing after I finish eating the delicious meal I will be providing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;At least your priorities are in the right place.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am a growing boy. Nutrition is very important. There is always time for grief later.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m supposed to dress up for a sick date or not. This is uncharted territory for me.<\/p>\n<p>I should at least perhaps bathe.<\/p>\n<p>I am still a civilized woman, after all.<\/p>\n<p>Even if I am full of snot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sick today. My head is a throbbing ball of mucous, my eyes burn from fever. I am aching in every joint and just want to stay under a blanket on the sofa. This is poor timing, as tonight I have plans to have dinner with Nikola. He is very understanding when I call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,90],"tags":[100,256,99],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-my-house","category-nikola","tag-dinner-in","tag-nikola","tag-sick-day"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":763,"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions\/763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kamekomurakami.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}