I am very sleepy today, and all the coffee in the world isn’t going to help, I think. The Kitchen God looks on disapprovingly as I brew some anyway.<\/p>\n
“Be quiet,” I say to him. “I don’t want to hear it.”<\/p>\n
He remains silent, but I know what he’s thinking. Jealous, fickle Kitchen God.<\/p>\n
I was kept up too late by the chainsaw-snoring of a Serbian in my bed. I only wanted to smother him with a pillow a couple of times, though. The rest of the time, I was enjoying the company more than a little bit.<\/p>\n
This dating thing is cutting into my writing time so immensely.<\/p>\n
I think it’s probably worth it, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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