Pirates In My Pants

Woke from a dream that I was in a vast cavern by the sea, being rushed by a gang of pirates, and with only a sabre to defend myself. When they had each stabbed me, because there was no way I could defeat them all on my own, I collapsed in a dead heap at their feet, and they proceeded to strip my corpse of anything valuable that I might have in my possession. Then, in the dream, I would suddenly be alive again and attempting to slay the pirates before they would do me in. Of course I would fail, and once more be stripped of everything I owned.

Is this a sex dream?

I think this is a sex dream.

It’s a sex dream, isn’t it?

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  1. You had me at vast caverns and rushing pirates, but I admit, the rest is somewhat upsetting.

    • Kameko

       /  January 8, 2012

      I didn’t feel upset while it was going on, just stuck in a weird loop.

      My disturbing dreams usually involve politicians.

  2. Hmmm…could be a sex dream. Or maybe you feel overwhelmed by a bunch of grasping boundary rushers who only think about themselves? Wait…that might have been my dream. 🙂

    • Kameko

       /  January 9, 2012

      Perhaps what I was wishing was for someone to rush my boundaries.

      So to speak.

      Wink wink.


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